1. Gain some weight. (Need to put more stuff inside.)

2. Don’t move around. (Now that it’s bolted to the floor, leave it be and call it good.)

3. Make More Excuses. (“I’m not fat, that’s my fireproofing” … “I don’t gossip, I keep my door shut” … “What goes in a Liberty stays in a Liberty” … “I’d never snitch your donut, but I like the dough.”)

4. Don’t socialize. (Keep the combination safe in the Combo Vault© so nobody else knows it.)

5. Spend more time with family. (Give others in family some shelf space for critical storage.)

6. Save money. (Build up the emergency supply of cash and coins.)

7. Reduce stress. (Fill the insides, keep it locked, enjoy year-round peace of mind.)

8. Get organized. (De-junk those papers you piled in the safe last spring, put all the guns on a new gun hanger, put the DVDs in a new Media Vault, install a new wand light to see even more.)

9. Look pretty. (Nobody has a paint finish like a Liberty.)

10. Keep bragging. (It’s hard being the World’s Best, but somebody’s safe has to do it.)