NEWS FLASH: Liberty Safe Endorses Presidential Candidate

In a radical shift from long-established company policy, a source inside Liberty Safe has revealed that the company has decided to put its weight behind a presidential candidate for 2016.
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The anonymous source said the selection debate was heated and had been ongoing since last summer. At issue were positions on five key issues revealed on a secret list that was circulated among directors and board members, selected staff and personnel. The source said some of the Liberty sponsors in radio and television with close financial ties to the company were also involved.
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A copy of the secret list identified the selection criteria as—-
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First, does the candidate have a strong, supportive position on Constitutional rights, in particular, the Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms?
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Second, a more subjective assessment, does the candidate’s record of experience show an ability to hold up under the pressures of the job, to take the heat of the campaign and the heat of the office?
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Third, does the candidate have a strong platform against illegal entry?
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Fourth, are there any doubts about the candidate meeting birth requirements in the U.S., and, are there any foreign ties to China, Taiwan, or Mexico?
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Fifth, for purposes of curing the acrimony and discord now raging across headlines, does the candidate have the personality, the tone, tenor, and presentation of bringing harmony and unity to the presidential landscape—in short, of looking presidential?
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When pressed for a name, the source claimed the company is poised to formally declare its presidential candidate to be the 50.
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With a six-inch door, 26 bolts and weighing in at 1,555 pounds, the Presidential 50 stands firmly opposed to illegal entry, can resist up to 1200-degree fires for an amazing 2.5 hours, guarantees a capacity to keep and bear arms of up to 39 long guns, assures a Presidential standing when bolted down, looks pretty darn Presidential in any of its beautiful finishes and colors, and confidently boasts absolutely no ties to China, Taiwan or Mexico because the Presidential 50 is completely and proudly made in the USA with a certificate to prove it.
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There’s no debate about it—the best candidate for 2016 is the Presidential 50, the best-built safe in the world. But the primaries are not yet over. See Libertysafe.com for an amazing list of world-class write-in candidates.
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Liberty Safe, makers of the best-built Presidential candidates in the world.